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subzeroseven · 13-07-2007, 06:06 PM

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you
going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

jayles · 13-07-2007, 07:45 PM

Ha ha..... Nice one~!

Can put in my msn for ppl to ponder~!

IcyDan · 13-07-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayles

Ha ha..... Nice one~!

Can put in my msn for ppl to ponder~!

same same lols..

PoonCZ · 16-07-2007, 04:36 PM

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

love this hahaha

Juel · 16-07-2007, 04:58 PM

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Romanian Shepherd · 16-07-2007, 05:38 PM

Blind people can't see in their dreams ... its been studied and proven

Kriminot · 16-07-2007, 08:11 PM

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

i think it happened before..haha..it is in their work contract i think..haha..

Romanian Shepherd · 17-07-2007, 03:18 PM

i would ask my friend to try eating BurgerKing on MacDonalds to try

xiao|hui · 18-07-2007, 12:20 PM

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

NICE ONE HAHAHAH~

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

what does this mean? =X

lightbringer · 22-07-2007, 02:15 PM

since 7-11 open 24/7. why is there a lock on the door?

yunie_ · 23-07-2007, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightbringer

since 7-11 open 24/7. why is there a lock on the door?

nice one.. but i think its for re designing of the store display or something like tt

s3nGZ · 23-07-2007, 05:04 AM

who say freezeer no light 1? my freezer gt light lei lol

Skeptical Cynic · 23-07-2007, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightbringer

since 7-11 open 24/7. why is there a lock on the door?

because not all 7-11 open 24/7

13-07-2007, 06:06 PM	#1
subzeroseven Status: Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Age: 22 Posts: 149	Ponderisms Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

13-07-2007, 07:45 PM	#2
jayles Status: Remembering our romantic time~~ Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 238	Re: Ponderisms Ha ha..... Nice one~! Can put in my msn for ppl to ponder~!

16-07-2007, 04:36 PM	#4
PoonCZ Status: The Slacker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upper East Coast Road, Singapore Age: 23 Posts: 245	Re: Ponderisms Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? love this hahaha

16-07-2007, 04:58 PM	#5
Juel Status: 魏如昀, 我支持 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In front of the PC Posts: 1,155	Re: Ponderisms Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" __________________ 我一个人吃饭旅行到处走走停停, 也一个人看书写信自己对话谈心, 只是心又飘到了哪里, 就连自己看也看不清, 我想我不仅仅是失去你

16-07-2007, 05:38 PM	#6
Romanian Shepherd Status: Hi! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,552	Re: Ponderisms Blind people can't see in their dreams ... its been studied and proven

16-07-2007, 08:11 PM	#7
Kriminot Status: Lord of Dragon Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Singapore Age: 24 Posts: 1,359	Re: Ponderisms If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? i think it happened before..haha..it is in their work contract i think..haha.. __________________ Kriminot

17-07-2007, 03:18 PM	#8
Romanian Shepherd Status: Hi! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,552	Re: Ponderisms i would ask my friend to try eating BurgerKing on MacDonalds to try

18-07-2007, 12:20 PM	#9
xiao\|hui Status: purpleeee` (: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: EaSt~ Age: 22 Posts: 380	Re: Ponderisms Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? NICE ONE HAHAHAH~ If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? what does this mean? =X __________________ Purple Rocks! xD ~If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams~

22-07-2007, 02:15 PM	#10
lightbringer Status: ~``(,")(",)``~ Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bird Park Posts: 337	Re: Ponderisms since 7-11 open 24/7. why is there a lock on the door? __________________

23-07-2007, 05:04 AM	#12
s3nGZ Status: Devil's Agent Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: * ~ Dreamland With My Dear ~ * Age: 22 Posts: 597	Re: Ponderisms who say freezeer no light 1? my freezer gt light lei lol