[yugi_J_J]

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together.
They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly
mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theatre built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and
you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well.
I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the
entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I
had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to
the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter
and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.

She wrote:
"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room,
but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home and I have
my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought
was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound. It
could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my
hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the
gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to
give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious.
Thank you."

Love
Mama


ps. taken from another forum.

[stabiloe_`]

Think the forth son understood the mother most... Know wat she realli need... Her other sons r fillial but they dun understand the mother very well...

[j20_sg]

Originally Posted by stabiloe_`

Think the forth son understood the mother most... Know wat she realli need... Her other sons r fillial but they dun understand the mother very well...

heh...i think ni wu hui le...

the mother ate the parrot thats meant to recite the bible...lol!

[nicholaii]

stabiloe..i think u dun understand the joke lol..
the mother ate the parrot....

[stabiloe_`]

Hehe!! Paiseh paiseh!! Didn't read carefully... My wrong, my wrong *blush & dig a hole in the ground* Dun take a knife & run after mi T_T

[Diakuku]

lol ate up the parrot =.-

[X.H.Li]

hahah....
the most ex de gift....

[d2000]

20 preachers 12 years in the frying pan lol

[skor]

her fourth son sure heart attack! wat a damn expn food... lolz~

[earthworm]

but the chicken that the mum ate was really expensive

[man4422]

Originally Posted by yugi_J_J

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together.
They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly
mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theatre built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and
you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well.
I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the
entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I
had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to
the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter
and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.
After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.

She wrote:
"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room,
but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home and I have
my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought
was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound. It
could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my
hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the
gesture just the same."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to
give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious.
Thank you."

Love
Mama


ps. taken from another forum.

talk cock one la they all....