[derick_mitsui]

Long long time ago, human race were all atheis, they didn't believe in God.
There were 3 main races : chinese, caucasian and malay. (actually still got a lot of races in this world, but the story is only about those 3 races )

One day a sacred man came to their residence and told them about the might of the God, and ordered them to go to a house uphill at 6 in the morning to get information about how they gotta pray to the God, and they all agreed.

First of all, the chinese went to the house earlier than other races, and they take all of the stuff in the house such as statues, incenses, candles, etc. They took all those things home for praying purpose.
( as we know, chinese are kiasu )

At 6 in the morning when the caucasian arrived, they only saw a crossing wooden board, and they took it home to pray as well.
( we can see that caucasian are usually punctual )

The last race that arrived in the house were the malay, when they arrived they saw an empty house, and they started praying to the God without any stuff.

And that's how the 3 religions are born

No offense, just for laugh

[eagor]

hahaa.. quite true.. ;)

[keymaster]

a few hundred thousand years ago, Sun Wukong and Alah were sitting together feeling bored. So they thought of a game.

SWK: "eh between the both of us who's more powerful?"
ALAH: "how to play?"
SWK: "i let you beat me with all your strenght then you let me beat you with all your strenght"
ALAH: "ok here goes"

Alah hit Sun Wukong with all his strenght and Sun Wukong flew soooooo far he went out of sight...

2000 years later, Sun Wukong came back to the same spot they had the agreement

SWK: "ok now its MY TURN~"

and he hit Alah with all his strenght

since then all that wordships Alah has been praying in that direction he flew waiting for him to come back...

[Cupid]

Originally Posted by keymaster

a few hundred thousand years ago, Sun Wukong and Alah were sitting together feeling bored. So they thought of a game.

SWK: "eh between the both of us who's more powerful?"
ALAH: "how to play?"
SWK: "i let you beat me with all your strenght then you let me beat you with all your strenght"
ALAH: "ok here goes"

Alah hit Sun Wukong with all his strenght and Sun Wukong flew soooooo far he went out of sight...

2000 years later, Sun Wukong came back to the same spot they had the agreement

SWK: "ok now its MY TURN~"

and he hit Alah with all his strenght

since then all that wordships Alah has been praying in that direction he flew waiting for him to come back...

haha....this one funny....

[m0r0n]

Originally Posted by keymaster

SWK: "i let you beat me with all your strenght then you let me beat you with all your strenght"

dun understand this...

[keymaster]

i think the word would be hit

[hiton]

that mean he nver came back right

[keymaster]

dun say never come back...
he HAVEN come back

[Arbor Dan]

this one more funny than the first one

Originally Posted by keymaster

a few hundred thousand years ago, Sun Wukong and Alah were sitting together feeling bored. So they thought of a game.

SWK: "eh between the both of us who's more powerful?"
ALAH: "how to play?"
SWK: "i let you beat me with all your strenght then you let me beat you with all your strenght"
ALAH: "ok here goes"

Alah hit Sun Wukong with all his strenght and Sun Wukong flew soooooo far he went out of sight...

2000 years later, Sun Wukong came back to the same spot they had the agreement

SWK: "ok now its MY TURN~"

and he hit Alah with all his strenght

since then all that wordships Alah has been praying in that direction he flew waiting for him to come back...

[Ramcem]

Mods,

Please remove this post if it sounds too offensive.

~Ramcem

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A Muslim, Christian, Taoist & Buddhist were walking in the forest when four arrows shot out of nowhwere & injured their thighs. Four of them collapsed to the ground in pain.

The Muslim said the inventor of the arrow is ABC and he has a book to prove it.

The Christian proclaimed that the inventor of the arrow should be XYZ and he not only has a book but also a scroll from a famous Sea to prove it.

The Muslim then punched the Christian in the face and both of them end up fighting on the ground..

The Toaist took out a paper talisman, burnt it and mix the ashes in water. He drank the water and limped off to see a temple medium to check who shot the arrow.

The Buddhist said, "Arrow is not arrow; leg is not leg. If there is nothing in the first place, where does the pain comes from?" He blamed it on his own karma, pulled out the arrow & apply medicine on the wound.

The Hindu who shot the 4 arrows was laughing behind the bushes. He couldn't understand why they could not endure a little pain when he could walk through burning coals & push stakes into his body.

[garytrs]

Originally Posted by Ramcem

Mods,

Please remove this post if it sounds too offensive.

~Ramcem

*********************************
A Muslim, Christian, Taoist & Buddhist were walking in the forest when four arrows shot out of nowhwere & injured their thighs. Four of them collapsed to the ground in pain.

The Muslim said the inventor of the arrow is ABC and he has a book to prove it.

The Christian proclaimed that the inventor of the arrow should be XYZ and he not only has a book but also a scroll from a famous Sea to prove it.

The Muslim then punched the Christian in the face and both of them end up fighting on the ground..

The Toaist took out a paper talisman, burnt it and mix the ashes in water. He drank the water and limped off to see a temple medium to check who shot the arrow.

The Buddhist said, "Arrow is not arrow; leg is not leg. If there is nothing in the first place, where does the pain comes from?" He blamed it on his own karma, pulled out the arrow & apply medicine on the wound.

The Hindu who shot the 4 arrows was laughing behind the bushes. He couldn't understand why they could not endure a little pain when he could walk through burning coals & push stakes into his body.

haha, this is a great one!