[jdm_ep3]

Air Beng: Budget Airline Launched



> > The persistent rumour that an unnamed businessman is launching a low
> > budget airline (thus spurring Singapore Airlines to start planning
> > one
of
> > its own) can finally be laid to rest.
> >
> > Geylang-based entrepreneur Chow Chee Pet announced at a press
> > conference today that Air Beng will be making its inaugural flights
> > to
red light destinations such as Hatyai, Phuket, Batam and Bintan.
> >
> > Mr. Chow, a lecturer in Geylang-based gangster university Hoot U,
> > said that Air Beng will cater to travelers that go on regular trips
> > to regional destinations which specialize mainly in adults-only
recreational activities.
> >
> > "You can say that they're hard core travellers," smiled Mr. Chow as
> > he
> used his long last fingernail to dig his ear. "They especially like
> free and easy packages. Especially the easy type."
> >
> > Flight crew will be drawn largely from the staff at Mr. Chow's other
> > venture, the "Cheap-Buy-Midnight KTV Lounge along Geylang Lorong 69.
> > For Singaporeans used to SIA's Pierre Balmain-designed kebayas, Air
> > Beng's flight uniforms are a colourful array of navel-exposing tank
> > tops, mini-skirts, fishnet stockings and stilletto heels, need not
> > take long getting used to.
> >
> > "Aiya don't call them air hostess or stewardess or this sort of shit
> > la," said Mr. Chow, preferring that we refer to his flight
> > attendants as
> 'PROs',
> > or Plane Relations Officers. "I guarantee you plus two
> > year warranty that we can provide better service than Singapore
> > Airlines. My girls all have good history of servicing customer,
> > one."
> >
> > "All the Singapore Girl stewardess only take good care of ang mor
> > passenger," he continued with a scowl. "But my girls will love all,
> > serve all. Easy come, easy go, yes, yes, no,no."
> >
> > At this juncture, one of the PROs did a very passionate
> > demonstration of blowing into the tube to inflate one's life jacket.
> > (Many
journalists in attendance requested private demonstrations
> > after the press conference.)
> >
> > Other distinguishing features of Air Beng will be its selection of
> > in-flight entertainment. Mr. Chow said that Air Beng will not have
> > any of the "see until sian" Hollywood fare most airlines provide.
Instead, he will wait till the plane leaves Singapore airspace, and
> > begin screening critically-acclaimed art house films, which he calls
> > 'flims'.
> >
> > "All our flims very arty one. All R(A) and above," he beamed. The
> > 'flims' are all chosen by the programme managers at another of Mr.
Chow's companies, a mobile DVD/VCD retail distributor whose branches can often be found at bus interchanges or hastily set up tables in town centres.
> >
> > Passengers can look forward to watching titles such as 'Monster's
> > Balls', 'Star Whores', 'XXX2: XXX-Men Molested', 'The Mattress' and
'The Mattress Reinflated'. For those who like cartoons, there are 'Snow White and the Seven Perverts', 'Hung-ten', 'Flesh Gordon', and the award winning 'Batman and Butt-woman'. There will even be local films such as 'Honey No Enough', 'One Dick Licking', and 'I Not Turgid'.
> >
> > Air Beng's fleet of Fokker airplanes is not yet equipped to provide
> > on-board games, but for the moment, Mr. Chow says "the PROs are
> > willing to allow passengers to press their buttons while they play
> > with your joystick."
> >
> > Mr. Chow didn't seem to think Air Beng had anything to fear from
> > other low cost carriers like Australia's Virgin Blue or Malaysia's
AirAsia or even SIA's as-yet-unannounced budget airline.
> >
> > "I no scared of Virgin Blue la," said Mr. Chow. "They say they are
> > Virgin Blue, but they cannot acherly provide any blue virgins,
> > whereas
we can, for the right price ma. As for AirAsia, it runs
> > completely on the hot air generated by Dr. Mahathir, and how long
> > can that last?"
> >
> > As for SIA, Mr. Chow said, "They can go fly kite!"

[angelz]

Originally Posted by jdm_ep3

Air Beng: Budget Airline Launched
>
> > "All the Singapore Girl stewardess only take good care of ang mor
> > passenger," he continued with a scowl. "But my girls will love all,
> > serve all. Easy come, easy go, yes, yes, no,no."
>
> > Air Beng's fleet of Fokker airplanes is not yet equipped to provide
> > on-board games, but for the moment, Mr. Chow says "the PROs are
> > willing to allow passengers to press their buttons while they play
> > with your joystick."
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super farnie leh...... though lame... but a nice joke!!! think next time the cost to fly is so cheap that they can have a mobile hotel 81 in the air :P hahaa.....

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[ReNeDEx]

very nice!!

[jdm_ep3]

Originally Posted by capslock

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eh... no leh.. copied from other forums..

[Ah_Niu^]

Wahahha,

[jimmylkw]

wahahah~ air beng~

[smiley]

haha good one

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[bluecoral]

lolz there is not point debating where it is from ba ?
anyway nice one !!!
hopefully those budget airlines boss dun see this haha

[Classified]

Lol

[lubisratno]

good stuff!

[Midnight`]

nxet time will have chio air?

[WindSong]

yeah who cares where it is from... as long as it is nice and he makes the effort to share it with us... nice one!!!

[Romanian Shepherd]

nice one !