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OuDe`FeNg
21-03-2006, 11:23 AM
Well I am sure some of u during NS sure chao keng or even some chao keng till ORD. Although I never pass my BMT but still I manage to ORD cos I chao keng. Although alot of you said sure got aim or marked by CSM, OC or even CO but who cares? You never pay the price of getting marked like this, you want to ORD? Wait long long lor but anyway there are many ways to chao keng and common ones are using cigarette butt using the end tip put some water drip into your eyes make it sore eyes sure attend C for 3 days if see MO. Another one is if u ride bike, purposely make an accident by injuring your leg go for operation get downgrade to PES C9L3 cos my friend happens to be PES B last time and he get downgraded already :ahmcio:

My point is share your chao keng tactics in here to those who haven't enlist or enlist NS already.

Gunners
21-03-2006, 11:43 AM
My BMT buddy keng migrain... Till he was downgraded & posted to music & drama company....

raccon
21-03-2006, 11:50 AM
Wahaha.. Chao keng? Treat me a good MEAL and i help u get 3 days 'off'

Zerocool2311
21-03-2006, 01:21 PM
think this is part and puzzle of army life... sure got wan lah.... hee...

baby_eeyore
21-03-2006, 02:04 PM
my bf was called the CK king no matter which camp he is in... :ahmcio: sometimes do feel a bit no face when everyone call him CK king... dunno why he can feel so proud... :(

Gunners
21-03-2006, 02:06 PM
my bf was called the CK king no matter which camp he is in... :ahmcio: sometimes do feel a bit no face when everyone call him CK king... dunno why he can feel so proud... :(


Some ppl believe in doing their duties & making the best of it..
While some ppl just want to skive through life....:(

raccon
21-03-2006, 02:10 PM
But sometime if u CK too much, ppl will hate you..

baby_eeyore
21-03-2006, 02:17 PM
sorry ot again... ya lor... i also scare pple will hate him.. but suprisingly.. he is quite likable by his campmates..

lamborghini
21-03-2006, 02:22 PM
Lazy Eye

kinachi
21-03-2006, 02:22 PM
my bf was called the CK king no matter which camp he is in... :ahmcio: sometimes do feel a bit no face when everyone call him CK king... dunno why he can feel so proud... :(

well since he hate army so much, he`ll be proud if he can ck through it.

raccon
21-03-2006, 02:22 PM
Must see which stage he CK liao.. If he is the only one who fall out during xiong excerise which even his own PC or his SG can see through, think it will be bad. Coz my bunkmate CK too much and kanna condemn by all of us..

kinachi
21-03-2006, 02:24 PM
sorry ot again... ya lor... i also scare pple will hate him.. but suprisingly.. he is quite likable by his campmates..

well his campmates also CK bunch, thats why birds of the same feather flock together.

Gunners
21-03-2006, 02:25 PM
Active time 1 guy super CK all bear with him, bo bian everyday together..
Come reservist still want to CK, all blanket him kenna blanket by us, later kenna charged by officer to DB :boogie: :boogie:

kinachi
21-03-2006, 02:30 PM
Active time 1 guy super CK all bear with him, bo bian everyday together..
Come reservist still want to CK, all blanket him kenna blanket by us, later kenna charged by officer to DB :boogie: :boogie:

well those CK king wouldn,t stop even after ns, my buddy also super CK but he CK till exempt from reservist. But nevertheless, you wouldn,t want those CK king to go along with you during exercise, they only slow all of us down.

Gunners
21-03-2006, 02:40 PM
well those CK king wouldn,t stop even after ns, my buddy also super CK but he CK till exempt from reservist. But nevertheless, you wouldn,t want those CK king to go along with you during exercise, they only slow all of us down.

if war, my 1st bullet goes to him... Dont trust a CK king to cover my ass, dont trust him, shoot him 1st.

raccon
21-03-2006, 02:45 PM
Yeah.. CK is all right.. But CK too much is abit too far.. Wanna kill him..

KenPlus
21-03-2006, 09:25 PM
I don't really bother about anyone ck,cause it their choices and i agree ,in army work too hard also no use,it really pointless.
But the pt is when u ck,do spare a thought about others.For instance where someone ck abt parade,etc and others being saboh to replace him.We are all NSFS,spare some consideration,when u ck,make sure u ck without giving others problems.

taesake
21-03-2006, 10:06 PM
im sure many has heard before..complaining bout constant back pain :grin: ask u bend down...bend a bit only..complain cant bend anymore. btw,im a Pes C9L2 with pernament excuse from heavy loads :ahmcio: Have my ups and downs in pes status..haha..BP to E9L3..to now..C9L3.
just remember no matter how they checked you,pain is only you know :grin: even my chinese 'tie da' physician also agree

cloud
21-03-2006, 10:09 PM
CK can but dun do to the extent where your whole campmates hate you

kwoky
21-03-2006, 10:15 PM
if u wan to Ck u also need to comunicate well with camp mate.

nithi23
21-03-2006, 10:34 PM
No need 2 CK one la.. Just go in, do our best and ORD with pride..

lamborghini
21-03-2006, 10:34 PM
Garang!!!

kwoky
21-03-2006, 10:50 PM
hard lei. but i do work gd when i in mood.if not i give 1/2 fuk 1.

Wings
22-03-2006, 05:12 AM
im sure many has heard before..complaining bout constant back pain :grin: ask u bend down...bend a bit only..complain cant bend anymore. btw,im a Pes C9L2 with pernament excuse from heavy loads Have my ups and downs in pes status..haha..BP to E9L3..to now..C9L3.

just remember no matter how they checked you,pain is only you know :grin: even my chinese 'tie da' physician also agree


:hifive: :laugh: Ya, I agree with you on the "pain" part.

Even if they use X-ray or whatever to scan through the injury, as long as you shouted "Pain", everything is worthwhile. This is what I told my brother as well.. :ahmcio:

joseph
22-03-2006, 10:10 PM
Lazy Eye
got lazy eye can do what?

cloud
22-03-2006, 10:21 PM
:hifive: :laugh: Ya, I agree with you on the "pain" part.

Even if they use X-ray or whatever to scan through the injury, as long as you shouted "Pain", everything is worthwhile. This is what I told my brother as well.. :ahmcio:

They throw you to MRI and everything should be able to be black and white liao at least most of the cases

lonesome_hamster
22-03-2006, 10:24 PM
i 1st day wear the stupid combat boots then fell down on my back from 3rd to 2nd floor when the ******* Sgt shouted to fall in...somemore fell down twice in my 4 months BMT coz i obese batch..then whenever got SOC, i report sick for backache! :grin: then i remember got one time at the medical centre, got one guy kena caught faking. he went to toliet, took out one med oil and applied eye....suay suay, the centre head came in and saw the incident. he din said much coz in civilian attire, think he went out, called the SDO and byebye....off he went!! heard he kena 1 wk DB....how i know?! i stood next to him while he was doing the stunt coz quite amazing...:wahaha:

lamborghini
22-03-2006, 10:24 PM
got lazy eye can do what?



lazy eye u can downgrade to becum a storeman(my frd)...cos lazy eye one eye no pro the other eye 700+ so u can say when u run u tend to feel headache..tink yr camp mo wil send u to mount alvernia hospital for a thorough test....(subsided of cos by saf

Wings
23-03-2006, 01:54 AM
They throw you to MRI and everything should be able to be black and white liao at least most of the cases


"MRI" stands for?

Can you pls elaborate the part in Bold?

sweetdevil
23-03-2006, 02:23 AM
"MRI" stands for?

Can you pls elaborate the part in Bold?

MRI is thoes brain machine like space suit which send u in and scan ....... cost of that $900 - $1000

xspace
23-03-2006, 04:42 AM
For honor and glory lah... ORD with pride...
CK until get everybody into trouble, nothing to be proud of...
CK abit, sure have. Even in our daily life...

baby_eeyore: Your bf power... If me, I think it's such a shame.. Imagine, your gfs telling you, eh your bf in army is CK King rite, I heard from my bf, blah blah blah... No pun intended... ;)

bloodcool
23-03-2006, 04:05 PM
"MRI" stands for?

Can you pls elaborate the part in Bold?
Magnetic Resonance Imaging... something like X-ray, but more detail in scanning...

Classified
23-03-2006, 04:09 PM
underwent MRI once.. use 11B = Free Of Charge! hahha

For honor and glory lah... ORD with pride...
CK until get everybody into trouble, nothing to be proud of...
CK abit, sure have. Even in our daily life...

baby_eeyore: Your bf power... If me, I think it's such a shame.. Imagine, your gfs telling you, eh your bf in army is CK King rite, I heard from my bf, blah blah blah... No pun intended... ;)

a phrase dat engraved into us! hahah

baby_eeyore
23-03-2006, 04:16 PM
For honor and glory lah... ORD with pride...
CK until get everybody into trouble, nothing to be proud of...
CK abit, sure have. Even in our daily life...

baby_eeyore: Your bf power... If me, I think it's such a shame.. Imagine, your gfs telling you, eh your bf in army is CK King rite, I heard from my bf, blah blah blah... No pun intended... ;)

ya i am ashamed of him being a CK King also.. but wat to can i do... he choose to be like that.. as long he fine and book out in one piece can liao..

blue_quartz
23-03-2006, 07:26 PM
Another one is if u ride bike, purposely make an accident by injuring your leg go for operation get downgrade to PES C9L3 cos my friend happens to be PES B last time and he get downgraded already :ahmcio:


And be a cripple for the rest of your life? Want to play, fake it (CK) then to actually have an accident lor... wait die how?

Lazy Eye

Can tell one by looking at the pupil of the eye, quite hard to fake...

telly
23-03-2006, 07:41 PM
The most important thing is not to bring trouble to your camp mates. That way, even if you CK, nobody will care.

joseph
23-03-2006, 08:24 PM
lazy eye u can downgrade to becum a storeman(my frd)...cos lazy eye one eye no pro the other eye 700+ so u can say when u run u tend to feel headache..tink yr camp mo wil send u to mount alvernia hospital for a thorough test....(subsided of cos by saf
but storeman what is the pes status huh? i got lazy eye but i applied for pilot and went for training for 2 yrs b4 failing. so actually it's a serious problem?
but now i ord already but can go where now then?

xspace
23-03-2006, 10:43 PM
ya i am ashamed of him being a CK King also.. but wat to can i do... he choose to be like that.. as long he fine and book out in one piece can liao..

Erm, you can chose your bf from this thread then... Rank and Vocation (http://forums.keeptouch.net/showthread.php?t=59657) :ahmcio: :blushed:

taesake
24-03-2006, 12:05 PM
MRI is thoes brain machine like space suit which send u in and scan ....... cost of that $900 - $1000

MRI is unless your case really serious,they will try avoiding sending you for it..too exp :ahmcio:

extendkia
24-03-2006, 03:10 PM
I CK until Pes F.
now regret.
everyone talk about army,
I wanna go army also cannot now.

linna
24-03-2006, 03:35 PM
can the person who started this post be more considerate.

when u CK u nver think abt those who really injured. jus becos of all these CK ppl, really injured ppl will kena, think they CK oso...

so how will the really victim feel, jus becos for the DAM* coward of these CK ppl, other ppl suffer...

if all the CK ppl think they r doin the right thing, then forever be a COWARD!!

xspace
24-03-2006, 06:33 PM
I CK until Pes F.
now regret.
everyone talk about army,
I wanna go army also cannot now.

Wah... you CK what? POwer man...

lamborghini
24-03-2006, 07:13 PM
but storeman what is the pes status huh? i got lazy eye but i applied for pilot and went for training for 2 yrs b4 failing. so actually it's a serious problem?
but now i ord already but can go where now then?



huh..ord liaoz ar..then 4get abt it lah..stil ck wat?

oldturtle
24-03-2006, 10:16 PM
ya some are realli injured.. in the end those CK n injured de kena tekan by coy officers... sian..

bringit
25-03-2006, 12:05 AM
but storeman what is the pes status huh? i got lazy eye but i applied for pilot and went for training for 2 yrs b4 failing. so actually it's a serious problem?
but now i ord already but can go where now then?

Usually is Pes C but I know of people who are Pes A and are storeman. Funny way the system works if you ask me.

sweetdevil
25-03-2006, 02:14 AM
Usually is Pes C but I know of people who are Pes A and are storeman. Funny way the system works if you ask me.
manpower is also the reason

Wings
25-03-2006, 02:24 AM
Usually is Pes C but I know of people who are Pes A and are storeman. Funny way the system works if you ask me.


I come across one NSF who is PES A but he's a S4 Clerk. Stay-out clerk somemore & drives a Car daily to and fro to camp. I see him looks so FIT... :...: At first I tot he's either from Commandos or Infantry till I learnt the truth.

kelliyan
26-03-2006, 12:41 AM
But sometimes it's not that they want to ck, for example, my bf is stuck in camp everyday doing sai kang. Like totally! and so suay, he's the last batch that has to do 2.5 years instead of the now 2 years regardless of position. =s Quick give me a good illness to fake at the doctor to give 3 days MC!

bloodcool
26-03-2006, 02:07 AM
But sometimes it's not that they want to ck, for example, my bf is stuck in camp everyday doing sai kang. Like totally! and so suay, he's the last batch that has to do 2.5 years instead of the now 2 years regardless of position. =s Quick give me a good illness to fake at the doctor to give 3 days MC!
no offence, but if like that call suay... then should we trace the suayness to ur bf's birthdate, or his academic progression? because these 2 factors determined his enlistment...

Gunners
26-03-2006, 01:21 PM
I come across one NSF who is PES A but he's a S4 Clerk. Stay-out clerk somemore & drives a Car daily to and fro to camp. I see him looks so FIT... :...: At first I tot he's either from Commandos or Infantry till I learnt the truth.


Probably "WH" category

Wings
27-03-2006, 02:00 AM
What's "WH" category means?

Gunners
27-03-2006, 08:58 AM
What's "WH" category means?

"White Horse" = With contact at high palces....

SENS
27-03-2006, 10:53 PM
Confirm is white horse to be given such treatment loh....

kimage
02-04-2006, 12:23 PM
by having allergic conjuntivities can we be downgraded further or excuse for guard duty? my status now is c1l3..

SENS
03-04-2006, 10:47 PM
Err....what kind of illness is tat??

mickey
04-04-2006, 09:09 PM
Err....what kind of illness is tat??

Tink it is sore eyes??:...:

mOOkie
05-04-2006, 08:20 PM
I have a way to get a fever........very good for recruits ^_^

Basically all you need are Wang Wang biscuits (normal flavor) and a little toothpaste.In the morning when you brush your teeth,swallow a bit of toothpaste,and drink as little water as possible.If you manage to return to bunk before lunchtime,chow down as many biscuits as possible.(i chose that brand because it works for me.)

A bit of dehydration,and a bit of "heatiness" from the biscuits=2 day attc :grin:

For best results,do it on thursday morning,get a 2 day mc by noon..Why?By right you're suppossed to return before friday night 2359 hours(assuming it's a 2 day mc),but your platoon sarge will usually let you stay at home.So instead of waiting to book out saturday afternoon,you'll be at home,fully recovered,and attc status ends,so you can go out without fear of them calling you.

sweetdevil
06-04-2006, 01:29 AM
I have a way to get a fever........very good for recruits ^_^

Basically all you need are Wang Wang biscuits (normal flavor) and a little toothpaste.In the morning when you brush your teeth,swallow a bit of toothpaste,and drink as little water as possible.If you manage to return to bunk before lunchtime,chow down as many biscuits as possible.(i chose that brand because it works for me.)

A bit of dehydration,and a bit of "heatiness" from the biscuits=2 day attc :grin:

For best results,do it on thursday morning,get a 2 day mc by noon..Why?By right you're suppossed to return before friday night 2359 hours(assuming it's a 2 day mc),but your platoon sarge will usually let you stay at home.So instead of waiting to book out saturday afternoon,you'll be at home,fully recovered,and attc status ends,so you can go out without fear of them calling you.

lol u not scare some high rank pp at here reading ur tactics meh .

Gunners
06-04-2006, 01:58 PM
Eat tooth paste, cigarette ash in eyes etc all these style had been around for along time....

Started off almost 40yrs ago... All the commanders already know long time ago...

sweetdevil
06-04-2006, 04:28 PM
Eat tooth paste, cigarette ash in eyes etc all these style had been around for along time....

Started off almost 40yrs ago... All the commanders already know long time ago...

got 1 more is to add garlic into the toothpaste:.(

Gunners
06-04-2006, 04:52 PM
Idea to get AttC home for 6 months.. Take a water pipe break your leg..
AttC + potential downgrade...

sweetdevil
06-04-2006, 05:02 PM
Idea to get AttC home for 6 months.. Take a water pipe break your leg..
AttC + potential downgrade...
lol but i heard that if ur mc is over 6 month then u have to reserve back the 6 month

Gunners
06-04-2006, 05:21 PM
lol but i heard that if ur mc is over 6 month then u have to reserve back the 6 month


I dont think so if you injured in SAF..
My time I my BMT mate broke his knee cap, AttC 8 months, after that downgraded.... ORD same time as me.

SENS
06-04-2006, 10:40 PM
If it's service injury...den i dun tink they will ask u to serve back else there is a high chance u will need to

K.I.S.S
08-04-2006, 11:51 AM
During my times, those who don't want to go for SOC would used the rifle butt to hit their shin...LOL!!!

But still they go SOC as usual hahaha

saZaBi71
08-04-2006, 09:09 PM
Hey guys, i've jus received my enlistment letter jus now, I'm currently pes C1L1 n going into police in july, i wanna downgrade sumore le b4 my enlistment, i'm in C1L1 cos of shoulder dislocation.. my knee got jammed up few times b4 n hav to force straighten den it would hurt n i cant walk properly for 2 days, sometimes i walk oso dunno y will pain. if i told this to my family doctor n get a letter frm him, would it be enuff to downgrade to C2? i scared skali he refer me to specialist den kena take out sumore money check check den tell me nothing serious m fit to run, wah super sian...

Gunners
10-04-2006, 09:53 AM
Hey guys, i've jus received my enlistment letter jus now, I'm currently pes C1L1 n going into police in july, i wanna downgrade sumore le b4 my enlistment, i'm in C1L1 cos of shoulder dislocation.. my knee got jammed up few times b4 n hav to force straighten den it would hurt n i cant walk properly for 2 days, sometimes i walk oso dunno y will pain. if i told this to my family doctor n get a letter frm him, would it be enuff to downgrade to C2? i scared skali he refer me to specialist den kena take out sumore money check check den tell me nothing serious m fit to run, wah super sian...


family doctor i thk wont dare to write letter for you to recommend downgrade...Probably will refer you to specialist.. Which might not also downgrade

cloud
10-04-2006, 01:18 PM
MRI is unless your case really serious,they will try avoiding sending you for it..too exp :ahmcio:


It is the first thing my specialist asked me to do at first i hesitate cos of the cost involved... But later have to do so course i cannot find out what was wrong

Actualyl not fun to get really injuried de yourself they should not be called CK cos the pain and the injuries is fro life to downgrade

Hey guys, i've jus received my enlistment letter jus now, I'm currently pes C1L1 n going into police in july, i wanna downgrade sumore le b4 my enlistment, i'm in C1L1 cos of shoulder dislocation.. my knee got jammed up few times b4 n hav to force straighten den it would hurt n i cant walk properly for 2 days, sometimes i walk oso dunno y will pain. if i told this to my family doctor n get a letter frm him, would it be enuff to downgrade to C2? i scared skali he refer me to specialist den kena take out sumore money check check den tell me nothing serious m fit to run, wah super sian...


Family doctor not recongised by MO de

Wings
10-04-2006, 01:40 PM
Hey guys, i've jus received my enlistment letter jus now, I'm currently pes C1L1 n going into police in july, i wanna downgrade sumore le b4 my enlistment, i'm in C1L1 cos of shoulder dislocation.. my knee got jammed up few times b4 n hav to force straighten den it would hurt n i cant walk properly for 2 days, sometimes i walk oso dunno y will pain. if i told this to my family doctor n get a letter frm him, would it be enuff to downgrade to C2? i scared skali he refer me to specialist den kena take out sumore money check check den tell me nothing serious m fit to run, wah super sian...


It's advisable to see the family doctor/polyclinics & get him to refer you to the specialists. In order to have some chances of downgrading, you ought to do this. OF cos, such injury like yours are not visible to the naked eye. PAIN Can only be felt by you , yourself & not by visual inspection.

So when visiting the specialists, you shld highlight whatever symptoms, pain incurred to you before & current.

And YES, the Letter by the SPECIALISTS serves & holds more importance when it comes to downgrading.

saZaBi71
10-04-2006, 06:40 PM
Den wad abt nausea ah? i went for scoping b4 for my stomach cos for the past 3yrs i always feel like vomiting for no reason n it's pretty serious ah, but the specialist say it's jus a mild reflux, meaning my stomach acid always producing n coming up to my throat so i always wanna vomit but he only write in the letter dat it's mild n refuse to mention i cant do physical activities but he did mention i've been complaining abt it for 2 yrs, since the letter was frm last october n he discharge me n wash his hands off me. now i super lost.

BTW, i heard army pes c ippt fail oso nvm one ah? wad abt police ah? i wanna noe more abt police bmt n abt the ippt strict or not for pes c

ShuLL
10-04-2006, 08:47 PM
i kena PES C1L9 leh..any idea if i need to pass IPPT? and i din take napfa..so do i need to go for PTP?

my enlistment is 21st july leh..

Wings
11-04-2006, 12:46 AM
i kena PES C1L9 leh..any idea if i need to pass IPPT? and i din take napfa..so do i need to go for PTP?

my enlistment is 21st july leh..


Most likely you will be enlisted for the PTP BMT phrase.

OuDe`FeNg
11-04-2006, 10:01 AM
PTP is very relax while BMT is siong.

Yukinari
11-04-2006, 12:03 PM
Haizzz.. BMT life is the best why chao keng.. no point lor

Fortissimo
13-04-2006, 12:32 AM
my friend chao keng chicken pox...use the joss stick and tap on his body. kep extending mc total up got 30days+

sweetdevil
13-04-2006, 01:54 AM
my friend chao keng chicken pox...use the joss stick and tap on his body. kep extending mc total up got 30days+
30+ days mc only ......... my fren record was 4-5 month mc(depression) power bo:ahmcio:

Xiaodi
13-04-2006, 02:42 AM
aiyo i 7 months mc liao think still will extend 1-2 months:muahaha:
oops i not chao keng one >.< sorry post in wrong threads liao..
believe me! i really not chao keng one!! !!

Fortissimo
13-04-2006, 03:09 AM
aiyo i 7 months mc liao think still will extend 1-2 months:muahaha:
oops i not chao keng one >.< sorry post in wrong threads liao..
believe me! i really not chao keng one!! !!

wah i think i must go break my leg or arm

zelot
13-04-2006, 03:47 AM
my longest mc was ard 25-30 days.
Injurd during section life firing.. :( the time spent recovering is sibei jialat.. as on crutches for ard 18 days. :(


aiyo i 7 months mc liao think still will extend 1-2 months:muahaha:
oops i not chao keng one >.< sorry post in wrong threads liao..
believe me! i really not chao keng one!! !!wah seh~ wat happened to u man? injurd during training? get well soon.

raccon
13-04-2006, 09:20 AM
try keng ke-siao.. straight take IC better. my frenz got that.. PES F

Xiaodi
14-04-2006, 01:01 AM
wah seh~ wat happened to u man? injurd during training? get well soon.[/QUOTE]

oh..actually i'm born wif spine problem till now then i go for operation haha.. then got so long mc lor.. since they rate it as a major operation...

SENS
14-04-2006, 08:29 PM
my friend chao keng chicken pox...use the joss stick and tap on his body. kep extending mc total up got 30days+

tat so obvious....doc see liao sure knoe he chao keng.....

wklee
14-04-2006, 08:52 PM
my friend chao keng chicken pox...use the joss stick and tap on his body. kep extending mc total up got 30days+
torture himself just to get mc??
i think don't keng better

sweetdevil
15-04-2006, 01:54 AM
even if u got mc u still need to be endose by the mo........ if not u will have to use ur leave to cover

that apply to mc more then 4 days

BaoBao
15-04-2006, 02:30 AM
dun get E/F next time come out find job might be hard if they realise ur pes state

sweetdevil
15-04-2006, 04:07 PM
dun get E/F next time come out find job might be hard if they realise ur pes state
but at least u gt serve ns .... many will respect u as u nv escape ns...... i was a f but i choose to serve so they gave me a e and many pp were shock that why i dun just get a f ..... btw even if u gt a A/B/C also nt much use as even UNI student also hard to get job

wahka
16-04-2006, 05:47 PM
wad if I say i gt back pain den the doc give me 3 mths excuse and ask me go MRI??If the MRI shows nthin wrong but i still complain pain can?

sweetdevil
16-04-2006, 11:59 PM
wad if I say i gt back pain den the doc give me 3 mths excuse and ask me go MRI??If the MRI shows nthin wrong but i still complain pain can?
MRI is mainly for brain scanner btw if u are CK why would u want to waste $$ on MRI even thought SAF pay sum of the $$ u still need to pay at leaste $400+ for mri

fruitcakes
17-04-2006, 12:07 AM
yet another nice reference guide :)

wahka
17-04-2006, 04:11 PM
hmm..I dun need to pay anything..the doc rec me to scan cos my xray nthin but i still feel the pain..how?

cloud
18-04-2006, 12:45 PM
Then probably it could be nerves or somewhere along that line? most of time MRI should show by right There again it is not a hundred percent thing.

SCLim
19-04-2006, 03:05 PM
Heard b4 accidental chao keng?

I kana once b4 when i had a bad diahorrea. i went to see MO hopefully to get some medicine cos the diahorrea was damn jia lak.
The dialogue was something like that:

Me: Sir, I m having a bad diahorrea.
MO: How long alrdy?
Me: Since this morning.
MO: Ok. I give u attend c 3 days. Enough?
Me: (stunned) Thank you, sir.
MO: Call the next guy in.
Me: (still stunned) Ok, sir

I found out from the medic in the medical centre that day that the MO kena f*** by the CO becos got one guy report sick for fever get attend b and carry on training. That guy fainted and admit to ICU. So the MO then give attend c for small little little things cos he buay song the CO......

I booked out happily then......

Gunners
19-04-2006, 03:26 PM
Heard b4 accidental chao keng?

I kana once b4 when i had a bad diahorrea. i went to see MO hopefully to get some medicine cos the diahorrea was damn jia lak.
The dialogue was something like that:

Me: Sir, I m having a bad diahorrea.
MO: How long alrdy?
Me: Since this morning.
MO: Ok. I give u attend c 3 days. Enough?
Me: (stunned) Thank you, sir.
MO: Call the next guy in.
Me: (still stunned) Ok, sir

I found out from the medic in the medical centre that day that the MO kena f*** by the CO becos got one guy report sick for fever get attend b and carry on training. That guy fainted and admit to ICU. So the MO then give attend c for small little little things cos he buay song the CO......

I booked out happily then......



Yours abit like my case
My Co was those kind very particular about MC, so my MO is very strict in issuing MC to us
On the morning of moving out for a 6 day Bn exercise i was having fever, but never report just go.. But till early afternoon buay tahan look for MO to get panadol.. (mine temperature was 39.5C)
MO ask me to sit in ambulance to see will the fever go down
Happen CO came back, ask me why i was sitting there.. MO came over reported to him about my fever.. MO kenna scolded by CO for keeping me in the field when I am having a fever

MO then super TL, use ambulance send me back camp.. Without asking anythg gave me a 6 day Att C barak..

I blur.... Stay in camp 6 day sleep while whole Bn out field having excercise..

wahka
20-04-2006, 03:05 PM
nerve prob can downgrade??lol

sweetdevil
20-04-2006, 04:15 PM
nerve prob can downgrade??lol
as in ?

Fyate
20-04-2006, 08:50 PM
PES F = no need go army at all?

zelot
20-04-2006, 08:54 PM
PES F = no need go army at all?Yes. Pes F dun need to go serve Army, my fren went to work straight.

Fyate
20-04-2006, 09:37 PM
pes f i thought is those case where you are medically unfit e.g disabilities , mental illnesses , etc.

sweetdevil
21-04-2006, 01:52 PM
pes f i thought is those case where you are medically unfit e.g disabilities , mental illnesses , etc.
yes .... i was asked to make a chioce to either no need serve or trail for 6 month of ns if i can tahan ..... i choose to serve and they gave me a E

Fyate
22-04-2006, 01:42 PM
yes .... i was asked to make a chioce to either no need serve or trail for 6 month of ns if i can tahan ..... i choose to serve and they gave me a E


ohhh what medical history let you choose pes status one.
i have a nerve problem will get paralysis randomly haha damn sian i going to waste alot of time while waiting for enlistment. at least waste 6-7months. cause medical examination date july 27.

OuDe`FeNg
13-05-2006, 01:17 AM
pes f i thought is those case where you are medically unfit e.g disabilities , mental illnesses , etc.

My friend got mental illness also kena PES E1 L9. PES F? Unless u really siao lor or handicapped then I got nothing to say.

And be a cripple for the rest of your life? Want to play, fake it (CK) then to actually have an accident lor... wait die how?

If you are a biker, u sure know how to buang motor. Most to most go for operation and which 2 of my last time army friends did. Get downgrade to Pes C9L3.

[QUOTE=linna]can the person who started this post be more considerate.

when u CK u nver think abt those who really injured. jus becos of all these CK ppl, really injured ppl will kena, think they CK oso...

so how will the really victim feel, jus becos for the DAM* coward of these CK ppl, other ppl suffer...

if all the CK ppl think they r doin the right thing, then forever be a COWARD!!

Coward? Nah, this is call wise move. Never be garang and siao on in ARMY. Somemore SAF pay people like us peanuts which only enough to last for transportation for 1mth. If you wanna say coward people CK then go ahead cos even Officers in there also got CK so u saying they cowards too lor. Use ur brain to think b4 u even reply.

aleo
17-03-2007, 12:10 PM
Will the cigareette butt method result in blindness ? It confirm work? and does it make ur eyes real pain till cannot open?

cloud
17-03-2007, 02:22 PM
I think very painful and the method was already known to the medical centre already. had they suspect somehow, they might do some test and charges any one for manlingering if there are any.

et3rnity84
17-03-2007, 02:24 PM
2 yrs nia. work so hard for wad? u chiong also 2 yrs.. slack also 2 yrs.. which 1 u wan?

anyway my 1st yr include bmt and sailing. after that downgrade.. but...

well there're lots of ways to do that.. but nt all's effective... if u're trying to fake a way out with no particular illness. =D

Diakuku
17-03-2007, 03:23 PM
i m wondering wad if any of the army personnel see this thread.. ho seh liao.. nxt time we all wan chao keng also cannt liao..

Officer: so ur eye sore izzit?
Recurit:yes,Sir
officer:u tink i duno u go keeptouch forum and try out all these tatics right?
Recurit: STUNNED..

toshihiko
17-03-2007, 04:00 PM
half of my time in BMT is att B att C excuse this and that
when in BMT it is best say your back pain or something that cannot be check one